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we're the styles triplets and we like pizza and music festivals.

zaynsfreepalestinetweet:

calum: *gets blonde streak*

[phone starts ringing, calum answers call]

calum: hel-

zayn: how my dick taste

sarahmac2301:

Girl: I don’t date boys

Lesbian:

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Girl: I date men

Lesbian: 

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Anonymous said: *punches Edward in the side and murmurs* go help your son... ~ebonydayrp

ugh. *gets up and helps Elliot* I could be listening to Neck Deep at a concert. - Ed

  -  31 August
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  • 90s Animal Planet: Animals are cool, kids! They can be your friends! But watch out, some are dangerous! Ooh, watch Jeff Corwin handle the most venomous snake in Africa! Aw, look at the tiger babies! Oh, let's learn about conserving the environment! Remember kids, we must respect this planet, because it's the animals' home as well!
  • 2013 Animal Planet: ANIMALS WILL FUCKING KILL YOU. And guess what? PARASITES WILL TOO! Yes I know those aren't really animals, I guess. OH YEAH HERE'S SOME PSEUDO-SCIENCE ABOUT BIGFOOT. He's an animal too, right? WATCH THIS WOMAN GET EATEN BY HER PET CHIMPANZEE. ANIMALS ARE SCARY, KIDS. BE CAUTIOUS AROUND YOUR PET LIZARD OK. oh look kittens!
  • ~~~~~
  • 90s History Channel: Here kids, we're gonna talk about this society today. History from all time periods and all countries. Isn't this stuff fascinating? Watch us dig up a tomb!
  • Early 2000's History Channel: So there's this guy named Hitler. And he's pretty bad. Let us tell you how bad Hitler is. Hitler. Hitler. Hitler. Hitler. More Hiltler. Hey have you heard about this guy named Hitler?
  • 2013 History Channel: Aliens moonshiners aliens rednecks aliens pawnshops aliens aliens aliens hey have we mentioned aliens because aliens
  • 2014 History Channel: Was Hitler an Alien?

stylinsobss:

All these things that Harry has been doing…they’re not just important for him. They’re important for all the other LGBT fans who look up to him. They’re important to me. He’s important to me.